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Thanks Giving Indie Night Date: 27 Nov Time: 9.30pm Venue: Laundry Bar (Ground Floor, The Curve, 6 Jln PJU 7/3, Mutiara Damansara, 47800 PJ; Tel: 03-77281715) Admission: Free Website: www.laundrybar.blogspot.com Details: Joining indie music lovers that night in giving their thanks include Bedroom Sanctuary, Deserters and Seven.

Father's Day Special.

Hello?”

“Hi honey

This is Daddy.

Is Mommy near the phone?”

“No Daddy.

She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”

After a brief pause,

Daddy says,

“But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”

“Oh yes I do,and he’s upstairs in the room

with Mommy, right now.”

Brief Pause.

“Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.

Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs

and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy

that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”

“Okay Daddy,just a minute.”

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

“I did it Daddy.”

“And what happened honey?” he asked.

“Well, Mommy got all scared,jumped out of bed with no

clothes on and ran around screaming.Then she tripped over the rug, hit

her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”

“Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?”

“He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was

all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming

pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week

to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.”

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says,

“Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?”

Positive Outlook

How to start your day with a positive outlook

Open a new file in your PC.

Name it as "Boss" or wutever.

Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.

Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"

Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

Feel better? Have A Nice Day. :p